Click & Roll

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            To Percy, light upon his waterbed.     I’m the Scorpion King.   Beware, not the Camel King, nor, albeit my rattling ways, a snakish one.   My reign is a desolate wasteland which I, myself, have created. Where dumb-dumb  Ozymandiases  rust. Where mythologies go to die like an, oh so secretive, fart. Far away enough of people so they can pass quietly and unheard.   My reign is also of venom: purulent, vicious. Highly alcoholic melancholy, not of lethargic rest but instead breeder of anxious sleep, of bad poetry during late hours best served for onanistic endeavors.   ¡Behold the Scorpion King!   ¡Behold my drunkenness, ye mighty, and compare: the width of your temples to the size of my ding-dong!   Only one of them remains. Funny looking scorpion tail amidst ass and belly